Saturday, 11 June 2011

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

 I just became a millionaire.
Today I received an email from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) - no joke. It's official. Special Agent Bill Nicholson has verified it as 100% safe and guaranteed. My funds are sitting in the Bank of America, thanks to the hard work of the Agent in Charge Ronald Chong. I am amazed at how hard the FBI have been working on this one, Mr Chong is currently in Nigeria finalizing all the loose ends so my cashiers cheque can be drawn. There is a slight hiccup though, I need to pay a small fee of $300 to Mr Chong to get the money released. I guess it's a small price to pay. They even gave me a breakdown:

(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )
(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )
(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to your home address and this fee includes Insurance )

This email was like a beacon of light at the end of the tunnel for me. Things have been tough lately, with rising interest rates and a mortgage that could sink a ship, power bills that match the national debt, petrol prices that need a payday loan to fuel the car and the rising costs of just everyday living. This windfall could change my life. My only troubling thought is - where am I going to get $300?

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